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The Indie Troll Collective*
We, The Indie Troll Collective, are past & present purveyors of other fine products and services, including but not limited to:
* novels & stories * poems & plays * airplane disaster investigation * firebreathing * journalism *
* assorted science * fine wines, food & art * educatory assistance * Hollywood acting *
* hamster appreciation * gluten-free doggie treats * juggling & general curmudgeonry *
written, edited & illustrated by
for grown-ups !
John and Lindy say...
" You'll laugh!
Nah, you probably won't cry! "
It's a smorgasbord of trolls!
All sorts of trolls!
Literal trolls, literary trolls.
Trolls in space,
trolls in cyberspace.
Trolls that are naughty,
trolls that are nice,
trolls who have lice...
That's just the way it is,
* THE INDY TROLL COLLECTIVE exists solely in the imagination of author/illustrator Lindy Moone.
The authors, products & services are real, though. Honest. You can trust The Anxious Hamster. On the other hand, you should never trust someone who says "trust me", especially if they are a hamster, cuz, you know, hamsters shouldn't really be talking to you. So you should probably get some help.
Stories contributed by
A. A. Leil Bob Summer Cora Buhlert
David Lawlor David Perry Duncan Swallow
E. A. Linden Edward M. Grant F. Scott Kimball
Ffetch De'Ath Gregg Fedchak J. Matthew McKern
James A. Jeffries John L. Monk Nick Cole
Lindy Moone Mark Capell Petur HK
Rinelle Grey Sandra Stephens
Tobias D. Robison Scott Burtness
troll haiku by Meribeth Hutto
afterword essay by Rachel Barney
you guys are
Your tail's on
Let me just
get that fly
off your lip.
Does this cup
I feel pretty...
oh so pretty...
paperback coming someday... for
considerably more !
For Whom the
! ! !
The Anxious Hamster says, "Trust me."